thecrazyfilipino:

my parents and my date for prom hahaha

thecrazyfilipino:

my parents and my date for prom hahaha

Friday May 25 @ 07:45pm
Friday May 25 @ 06:33pm

hello-witless:

If any of us become famous painters, film makers, photographers, illustrators, et cetera, we have to hide lemons in all our works. It’ll be our inside joke and it’ll confuse historians for centuries, okay? Okay.

Friday May 25 @ 06:24pm
  • me: hey I just met you and-
  • me: why are you walking away
Friday May 25 @ 06:23pm
Friday May 25 @ 06:20pm
“Hey remember when you had a crush on—”

chaystar:

Friday May 25 @ 06:16pm
Friday May 25 @ 05:59pm
Friday May 25 @ 05:56pm
in-my-mouth:

Ice Cream on a Thin Chocolate Cookie

in-my-mouth:

Ice Cream on a Thin Chocolate Cookie

Friday May 25 @ 05:44pm
Friday May 25 @ 05:33pm
  • me: ignores responsibilities and goes on internet
Friday May 25 @ 03:37pm

lemon meringue hand pies
click here for recipe

lemon meringue hand pies

Friday May 25 @ 03:36pm
Friday May 25 @ 03:05am

conversationparade:

oh my fucking god you guys

today in art 120, my intro to design class

our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us

and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing

and about a minute in I look around

and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively

and I’ve drawn

A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

Thursday May 24 @ 09:41pm
Thursday May 24 @ 09:02pm
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